SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT
Verity:
Our English teacher gave this to us once and made us all just shout at each other using it.
This may come in handy soon enough.
Thou clouted dizzy-eyed coxcomb!
be Shakespearianly insulted, thou loggerheaded earth-vexing hugger-muggers!!!
Yes, please. Favorite…….Thou wayward, earth-vexing harpy.